Oh, Peter (and guys in general), I'm sorry we kicked your collective butts. It's going to be rough, participating in childcare occasionally if you feel like it and seeing other men walking around with helpful handbags. *patpat*

But don't worry, it's not all bad! Just because we women have ruined everything good and manly in the world, doesn't mean you can't massage our feet and do our laundry for us!

Yup, time to just sit back on my laurels and enjoy ruling the world. Our work here is done. We had this planned all along, you know. Suckers.