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OK, I managed to find some photos of myself! These are from my last birthday, so they're about nine months old, but I haven't changed very much since then.

Be warned: I am incapable of not looking retarded in front of a camera. I have some sort of curse on me. I look like a normal person...and then the camera starts shooting, and I become a slackjawed idiot and develop an urge to watch NASCAR.

( I'm serious, I look so dumb in these. Also large images. )