Oh god why do I do these things

OK. I'm not even giving this a proper header. This is seriously horrible, and I admit it up front. Basically this is a piece of Soul Eater fanfiction that would be rated NC-17 except that there's almost no actual exposition; it's just the dialogue. So I have no idea how this would actually wind up.

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OK SO, FLIST

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YOUR THOUGHTS?