I found this story to be insanely amusing. Like the Earthbender Model shotgun! And the Boomerang Magnum! and all the little things that intertwine with each other and into the show itself! Awesomely written, drew me in immediately, great plot. Reading it insprired me to draw a AU Kyoshi. I love how you describe her. And Sokka's POV.

so...yes...You win.