"Gai, I've seen this," Kakashi said, rubbing his temples. "I was there when it was recorded, remember? Watching with my Sharingan, no less. I really don't need to see it again."

But Gai would not be dissuaded. "Then we will have a tape-watching competition!" he declared. "We will watch it over and over until one of us cannot take it anymore and has to leave!"

Kakashi rolled his one visible eye. "I forfeit!" he said, walking away. Behind him, he heard Gai crowing triumphantly.

"Fifty-one wins, forty-nine losses!" he shouted.