AHAHAHAHAH That is a very accurate mental image of Kishimoto, man! I feel the same about him! Meanwhile, Kubo is just a creep who watches all kinds of sadistic porn all day.

I guess Naruto never gets my hopes up about the women :( like Bleach does. Also, I am a shallow woman and think the naruto ladies are cuter, because they aren't so ... pornirific and bug-eyed.