WE INTERRUPT YOUR DAILY PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS MESSAGE

I JUST SAW JOURNEY'S END

I THINK THAT WAS THE WORST HOUR OF TELEVISION I HAVE EVER SAT THROUGH.

SERIOUSLY I THINK I AM GOING TO FLY TO RUSSELL T DAVIES' HOUSE AND DEMAND A REFUND FOR THE TIME I SPENT ON IT AND THEN PROBABLY POOP ON HIS LAWN

( IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT, PRETTY MUCH THIS ENTIRE POST IS GOING TO BE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THAT FUCKING BAD. )

THIS EPISODE SUCKED ENORMOUS DONKEY BALLS. THE BBC SHOULD ISSUE A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR INFLICTING IT ON US. IT MAKES ME THINK THAT GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP OF THE ARTS MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL. YOU PROBABLY THINK I AM PULLING AN ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD AND EXAGGERATING HOW MUCH I HATE IT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT, BUT I'M NOT. I HATE IT THE WAY DALEKS HATE EVERYTHING. I SPENT THE ENTIRE HOUR GOING THROUGH VARIOUS ITERATIONS OF THIS FACE:



PUNCTUATED OCCASIONALLY BY SHOUTS OF 'ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?'

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS EPISODE, DON'T. SPARE YOURSELF. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY-BAD, IT'S JUST BAD-BAD.

Davros was all right, I guess. The one shining star of crazy in the middle of...whatever the fuck you want to call the rest of this mess.