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I JUST SAW JOURNEY'S END

I THINK THAT WAS THE WORST HOUR OF TELEVISION I HAVE EVER SAT THROUGH.

SERIOUSLY I THINK I AM GOING TO FLY TO RUSSELL T DAVIES' HOUSE AND DEMAND A REFUND FOR THE TIME I SPENT ON IT AND THEN PROBABLY POOP ON HIS LAWN

( IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT, PRETTY MUCH THIS ENTIRE POST IS GOING TO BE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THAT FUCKING BAD. )

THIS EPISODE SUCKED ENORMOUS DONKEY BALLS. THE BBC SHOULD ISSUE A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR INFLICTING IT ON US. IT MAKES ME THINK THAT GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP OF THE ARTS MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL. YOU PROBABLY THINK I AM PULLING AN ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD AND EXAGGERATING HOW MUCH I HATE IT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT, BUT I'M NOT. I HATE IT THE WAY DALEKS HATE EVERYTHING. I SPENT THE ENTIRE HOUR GOING THROUGH VARIOUS ITERATIONS OF THIS FACE:



PUNCTUATED OCCASIONALLY BY SHOUTS OF 'ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?'

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS EPISODE, DON'T. SPARE YOURSELF. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY-BAD, IT'S JUST BAD-BAD.

Davros was all right, I guess. The one shining star of crazy in the middle of...whatever the fuck you want to call the rest of this mess.

Choose five series (no peeking before you choose them), list them, and then answer the questions behind the cut.

1. One Piece
2. Avatar
3. Naruto
4. Doctor Who
5. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

( ANSWERS WITHIN )