MEME TIME

[pikabot]

Meme ganked from rawles

Name any character and I will tell you three (or more) reasons why they suck!

This one I will be GOOD at.

Comments

[pimpstergust.livejournal.com]

Usopp.

[pikabot]

1. He is responsible for the single worst canon arc of One Piece, namely the Captain Kuro Arc.

2. He weeped about being useless while failing miserably to upgrade his own weaponry. This is called 'Shocker Syndrome'.

3. His nose looks like a penis.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

I want to say Chopper, but I'm not that cruel.

Zoro?

[pikabot]

1. Horrible fashion sense. God, Zoro, what made you think that that zippervest was a good idea? It was a horrible idea.

2. He always gets the good fights, and leaves Sanji with the boring ones. GREEDYGUTS

3. Dude, it's cool that you're hardcore and everything, but could you go through ONE FIGHT without getting a new scar?

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

The zipper vest wasn't the best one. The best one was the blue palm tree-print monstrosity with the bandages underneath.

[pikabot]

That was pretty bad too.

PS SPIDER'S BACK

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Really? :D

[pikabot]

Well, she's in #icybrian RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE. If you seriously wanna talk to her, hop on IRC, head to chocobo.esper.net server, channel #icybrian.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Could you just let her know that I wish for her to get her butt on AIM sometime?

[pikabot]

Message relayed. Hailing frequencies open.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Rockin'. Thanks!

[maggiekarp.livejournal.com]

I will say Chopper, because I am that cruel.

[pikabot]

1. That hat could not possibly fit on over his horns like that. Saying otherwise is just offensive to my sensibilities.

2. Usopp can trick him. OK, let me repeat myself here, Usopp can trick him.

3. MK won't draw him being married to Robin. >:(

[general-tekno.livejournal.com]

OK, I need to come up with one.

Bon Clay.

Let's see you do this without any homophobia, too.

[pikabot]

1. Leg Hair. Dude, the razor was invented for a REASON.

2. Irrational ebonics.

3. Ballet is possibly the most boring form of dance in existence.