My friend Noah's sister has this thing called the "Bishie List" which is where she writes down the names of all her favorite bishounen for no reason we've been able to discern. She tried to put Zoro on it. We broke her pencil.
Good for you. I don't pretend to understand the appeal of the whole bishounen thing-although I have a penis and am fond of ladies, so my opinion probably counts for nothing-but trying to apply that template to ZORO of all people is just a recipe for failure. You might as well call Batman or Captain America bishie, it DOESN'T WORK.
I am fond of ladies as well, and I don't understand the bishounen thing either. But yeah. Zoro? No.
Incidentally, I know you watch the anime...has 314 been subbed anywhere other than stormberry? That site never seems to work for me. The episodes load fine, but they do this really irritating skip freeze thing every second or so.
I've never been to Stormberry, speedsubs are full of AIDS and make me want to hurt people. I always get my subs from Vegapunk, which usually has the script out, with a better translation than we've seen since K-F, within a few days. They've got the RAW out already.
I knoooow. Coby and Helmeppo AND Garp. And SHANKS. And...people. Oh and am I the only one who thought Chopper and Sanji saluting each other in the last episode was the most adorable thing that has ever happened? THEY JUST LOOKED SO OFFICIAL. And Robin was laughing at them. <3
I am going to stop spamming Pika's comments with fangirlism, now.
(Also I am so sorry for randomly leaving last night. We had a storm and it knocked out our satellite.)
Where C is the total cuteness, Uc is Chopper's Cuteness Constant(I'd need to dig out my textbook to get the exact number, but it's somewhere in the range of a couple million), Pr is Robin's position and Pc is Chopper's position.
Meaning that as the distance between them decreases, total cuteness goes to infinity.
One day they will have sex, and it will be so cute it will cause my testicles to retreat up into my body and become ovaries.
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HE'S NOT A FUCKING BISHOUNEN.
Thank you.
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Incidentally, I know you watch the anime...has 314 been subbed anywhere other than stormberry? That site never seems to work for me. The episodes load fine, but they do this really irritating skip freeze thing every second or so.
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Man, I hate waiting. I wanna see Coby and Helmeppo.
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I am going to stop spamming Pika's comments with fangirlism, now.
(Also I am so sorry for randomly leaving last night. We had a storm and it knocked out our satellite.)
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Also YES THAT WAS ADORABLE. BUT NOT QUITE AS ADORABLE AS CHOPPER REGAINING MOBILITY JUST SO HE COULD DEFEND ROBIN'S HONOR. AND THEN BEATING UP ZORO.
I AM SUCH A FILTHY, FILTHY SHIPPER.
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C=Uc/(Pr-Pc)^2
Where C is the total cuteness, Uc is Chopper's Cuteness Constant(I'd need to dig out my textbook to get the exact number, but it's somewhere in the range of a couple million), Pr is Robin's position and Pc is Chopper's position.
Meaning that as the distance between them decreases, total cuteness goes to infinity.
One day they will have sex, and it will be so cute it will cause my testicles to retreat up into my body and become ovaries.
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