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[pikabot]

Dear Fanartists who keep drawing Zoro all bishounen:

Stop it. Stop it right now. You are doing it so wrong, I don't even know where to start.

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[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweet. I'll have to check over there.

Man, I hate waiting. I wanna see Coby and Helmeppo.

[spiderflower.livejournal.com]

I am just DYING over having to wait.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

I knoooow. Coby and Helmeppo AND Garp. And SHANKS. And...people. Oh and am I the only one who thought Chopper and Sanji saluting each other in the last episode was the most adorable thing that has ever happened? THEY JUST LOOKED SO OFFICIAL. And Robin was laughing at them. <3

I am going to stop spamming Pika's comments with fangirlism, now.

(Also I am so sorry for randomly leaving last night. We had a storm and it knocked out our satellite.)

[pikabot]

Oh by all means, SPAM AWAY. I so rarely get comments at all that I am only too happy to be spammed like this.

Also YES THAT WAS ADORABLE. BUT NOT QUITE AS ADORABLE AS CHOPPER REGAINING MOBILITY JUST SO HE COULD DEFEND ROBIN'S HONOR. AND THEN BEATING UP ZORO.

I AM SUCH A FILTHY, FILTHY SHIPPER.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Oh god, no, you're right. That was made of cute. Chopper is made of cute. Agh.

[pikabot]

Just remember this simple equation:

C=Uc/(Pr-Pc)^2

Where C is the total cuteness, Uc is Chopper's Cuteness Constant(I'd need to dig out my textbook to get the exact number, but it's somewhere in the range of a couple million), Pr is Robin's position and Pc is Chopper's position.

Meaning that as the distance between them decreases, total cuteness goes to infinity.

One day they will have sex, and it will be so cute it will cause my testicles to retreat up into my body and become ovaries.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*