She has gen stuff, too. (Granted, most of it is of the HINT HINT variety, but The Red Coast and Handling Conflicts Between Cats And Dogs in particular are both highly entertaining and lacking in hintage.)

And if you don't, then I'm gonna have to. Or maybe I can coerce my friend Noah into doing it. He has a good reading voice. I can force him because he owes me $50 that I'm never getting back in actual cash. :D