Meme taken from fandom_me

[pikabot]

The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.

My fics can be found by either going to the tag, or by visiting my Pit of Voles account.

Comments

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

So I read this fic by Pikabot one time where Sokka and Suki were on a wagon train and then Spiderman showed up and wanted to rape her, and then they fought a lot and Sokka kicked his butt and Suki hit him with a boomerang. It was awesome. :D

OBJECTION!

[pikabot]

This testimony contains a crucial contradiction! Ms. Ari, you testified just now that "Spiderman showed up and wanted to rape her", correct?

HOWEVER!

I happen to have a copy of the story in question with me today. And careful examination of the relevant passage reveals that it was not the Spider-man analogue who was interested in raping her...it was one of his cronies!

How do you explain this one?

Re: OBJECTION!

[tobu-ishi.livejournal.com]

Geez, I dunno, i only read it once. Dont pick on me, gosh. are you one f those fanfic eleetists or soemthing? You shouldnt be mean to peepl u no.