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Gragh bored. Anyone out there wanna do a chaos thread? They're lots of fun!

Whatcha do is you get three or more people together. Someone posts a character/pairing/threesome/whatever, and a prompt, and then everybody else writes a three-sentence (and I mean exactly three sentences) fic using that, and replies to it. Then, whoever's next posts another character/pairing/threesome/etc and a prompt, and so on. Here's an example.

It continues on until it stops. Any takers?

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Sure! what is your prompt?

Well, we'd need a third, first. XD

o/?

Whoooooo. hang on, I'mma create an AIM chat.

Komosubi and the Ha-Ha Brothers, prompt 'Pathetic'.

"FASTER, HARDER, HAAAAAH!!!" They'd known it would be a pathetic endeavor when Hiruma set them the task of trying to unstick Kurita out of the bathtub, but a little rope and a lot of tugging could go a long way.

With Komusubi as a good-luck rope charm, of course.

Komusubi didn't think they were pathetic and weak becasue they were so. He thought them so because he found it blindingly ovious they could be strong if they just put forth a little effort.

So when they banded together and brought an enemy to the ground on the field, he felt proud they were *his* rivals.

Zoro, prompt 'Ricecakes'.

"What the fuck is this?" Zoro demanded, holding up his plate.

"They're ricecakes, shitty marimo," Sanji said with a sigh.

"They're terrible is what they are," Zoro said, deliberately trying to pick a fight.

Zoro looked down at his plate and said calmly, "The fuck?"

"Don't you like ricecakes shit head?"

Zoro poked his food with a finger and asked, "How the hell did you make them look like tiny slashed demons?"

Smoker and kittens

"I'm sorry I'm late, sir, I was just--"

Tashigi stopped in the doorway and boggled at the unlikely scene in front of her: Captain Smoker, cradling a underfed kitten in his arms and feeding it with a bottle.

"About time," he said without missing a beat.

If they'd been ordinary, quiet kittens as he'd supposed they would be, purring away quietly next to the hearth and scampering after the occasional rat with clumsy ~~endearing~~ ineffectiveness, life would have been perfect. There was a reason ships kept cats on-board, after all.

The third time Smoker had to call a shipwide search for kittens in the rigging, however, ejecting the little devils back the way they'd come was starting to look increasingly tempting--the problem was that they were in deep ocean and the rat bastards couldn't swim yet.

CROSSOVER: Rock Lee and Sena. "The Power of Youth"

"U-Um... It really isn't that--"

"BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE!! IT IS MOST IMPRESSIVE, THE POWER OF YOUR LEGS SIGNIFIES THE POWER OF YOUR YOUTH, MY LITTLE BLOOD BROTHER, I WILL HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MASTER GAI FORTHWITH!!!"

"And so we shall ustlise our Power of Youth to defeat our Rivals and claim Victory over this tournament of American football!"

Sena blinked at Lee and wondered quietly why Lee was backdropped by the setting sun when it was noon.

"Um. Okay everyone, lets get them!" Sena said into the shocked paused as he slapped his hands together.

Homer, Kiba. Prompt: taking a walk

Homer had left the game with the bowlcut kid who kept yelling and Pather's eyes being glued to Lightshield. But then he had met one of those weird kids with face tattoos and a god while on a walk and well.

Homer was not having a good day today.

Homer was not fond of dogs. He found them obnoxious and did not appreciate their presence.

He particularly didn't like it when they were peeing on his leg, especially when the owner seemed entirely unconcerned about this.

Agon/Sena lost bet :D

"... Once this is over, you're dead, shrimp."

Sena was about to stammer out a reply, but was, once again, interrupted with his mouth open, "THAT'S IF YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE WHAT THEY'VE GOT IN STORE FOR YOU DOWN THERE--I HEAR THE YAKUZA AREN'T SO FORGIVING."

"... Hiruma!!!"

"Pay up, trash," Agon said, holding his hand out at the terrified Sena.

"But...but we never made a bet!" Sena protested.

"Maybe you didn't, but I did, so pay up!"

Sena/Mamori - Exhaustion

Mamori grinned up at the ceiling as she panted, chest heaving. She fondly rubbed Sena's hair and teased, "Well I'm exhausted, time for a nap!"

Sena mumbled something in agreement before snuggling farther against her side and conking out.

These days, the only times Sena comes to her in dire need are when he's exhausted all his resources, and the bench is the last ditch in the effort to get him back up on his feet again.

Mamori will always be there to offer a hand and help him up again--sometimes he will take it, and always he will say thank you. He's always been a good, polite boy; and someday he'll offer her a hand, too, but for now she wonders when he grew this tall.

Gaou, Rui. Prompt: truckers

"Ahaha, it's great to be on the road again, eh?" Gaou said as he played with the radio.

Rui glared at him from where he was pressed up against the window. "It'd be a lot better if you didn't take up the entire truck cab," he said.

Rui opened his mouth, tongue rollingo ut ot rest in shock. He started blankly at the grinning Gaou before turning to stare at the squashed truck.

"You don't like truckers then?" he asked dazed.

Luffy/Usopp hair

"Get it off of me!" Luffy shouted, yanking at his hair, and the messy gunk that was caught in it.

"Maybe you'll think next time before getting in my way when I'm testing out my new Goo Star!" Usopp lectured while he tugged on it.

"Ow ow ow ow," Luffy said as a clump of hair came free in his hand.

"CAN I LOOK YET?" Luffy piped up from where he was facing distinctly away from the mirror.

"Nooot yet, or don't you trust my skills as THE BEST HAIRDRESSER ON SNIPER ISLAND?" Usopp babbled, scissors snipping away at light speed and vaguely disturbing the straw hat.

"ALL RIGHT, BUT HURRY UP!!"

Kurita, Creampuffs.

So delishous, so nice, such a thing to share among friends! Kurita loved creampuffs, like he loved all food.

But the best moment for creampuffs will always be when they ran out serving people wanting to join the football club.

There was a certain bakery that Kurita always went to for his creampuffs, even though it required taking the train about three stops out of his way on the way home. Their creampuffs were definitely the best around.

He'd made a note to stay out of them on Sundays, however, ever since that pair of girls had arrived on one such day and started reciting the minute ingredients of each variety of creampuff with expressions that rivaled Hiruma's on the football field--he didn't need that kind of association with his beloved puffs.

Crossover: Sakuraba, Sanji. Prompt: maid uniforms

She was the cutest maid Sanji had ever seen. So tall and lovely, he simply had to stroll up and introduce himself.

But then the maid turned around in surprise and Sanji gaped in shocked horror at the man wearing a sexy cute maid uniform.

"N-Nami-swan, I don't think this looks very good on me..."

"Shut up and fluff my pillows," Nami ordered.

Sakuraba wathed the scene unfold, and was very happy that this time, it was somebody else in the maid uniform.

Ace and Usopp firebird.

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TOO LAZY TO LOG OUT OF RP ACCOUNT, LOL

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