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Meme from
the_sun_is_up. Choose twelve character from a given fandom, number them, and then answer the questions.
Soul Eater
1. Mifune
2. Maka
3. Soul
4. Tsubaki
5. Death the Kidd
6. Kim
7. Kilik
8. Patty
9. Black Star
10. Sid
11. Medusa
12. EXCALIBAAA
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Kim/Medusa)
...no, but...damn, Crazy!Evil Kim/Medusa could be disturbingly hot. Cracktastic, but hot. Or, slightly less cracktastic, regular Kim/Medusa, at one of the Witches' meetings...probably noncon, but hey, I can get behind a good noncon fic.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Tsubaki)
She's very hot in a subdued way.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Excalibur, Patty)
...I think Kidd would kill himself.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Black Star)
Oh yeah, fandom loves their Black Star.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Maka/Kim)
...eh. They never really interacted...but what the hell, I love me some femslash, so why not.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Kidd/Black Star, Kidd/Sid)
...ugh. Pass.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Kilik, Maka/Excalibur)
Bwuh. My brain just broke. Uh....he'd probably excuse himself very quickly, and make sure Thunder and Fire saw nothing. Then he'd go to Black Star's place and laaaaaaaaugh with him.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Soul/Sid)
GODDAMIT, MEME, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Uh...
A private retaking of the written exam goes horribly awry when Sid catches Soul cheating again...and this time, he really did have cheat sheets in his underwear. Sid later regrets what follows, musing that "that's not the kind of man I was."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Mifune/Patty)
...no, but there could totally be. Patty's very childlike, after all. Mifune would shower her in candies.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Kilik/Excalibur)
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, MEME
The six hundred and thirty-first task is to always comfort the injured.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Tsubaki, Mifune)
...fff. Wow. That's actually almost too easy. Sometime post-current point int he series, Mifune gives Tsubaki a swing for experimental purposes, and things just sort of...take themselves from there.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Soul)
Not to my knowledge. I know people who have het ships for him, but not that actually read fic of it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Medusa)
See above.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Maka/Tsubaki/Kidd)
...oh rofl. Well, I have Fyre on my flist. She ships EVERYTHING.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sid)
'THIS IS THE SORT OF MAN I USED TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Patty)
First, I wouldn't because ew songfics. But if I were...Pollyanna, from the Mother soundtrack.
I believe in make-believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?
You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me Pollyanna
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Mifune/Kim/Excalibur)
"I'm so sorry for this. So very, very sorry."
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Sid, Maka)
"So, wanna come by my place and see the kind of man I used to be? IN BED"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Kidd)
Never have!
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Kim)
Blindfolds.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Medusa/Black Star)
Not unless she thought she could get something out of it.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Soul, Kilik)
Neither one. They take turns.
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
What title would you give this fic?
...jesus christ I would delete that with FIRE.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Kilik/Patty)
Mildly amused.
One Piece
1. Luffy
2. Franky
3. Usopp
4. Zoro
5. Sanji
6. Nami
7. Chopper
8. Robin
9. Vivi
10. Brooke
11. Smoker
12. Hina
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Nami/Hina)
No, and...I don't think thta could ever work. Ever.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Zoro)
No. But I might be biased since I'm not attracted to dudes.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Hina, Robin)
...the sexiest baby ever, that's what.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Vivi)
Not as many as there should be. ;A;
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Nami/Franky)
Their relationship would be a disaster. a hilarious, hilarious disaster.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Sanji/Vivi, Sanji/Brooke)
...Sanji/Vivi I suppose, since she's not A SKELETON JESUS CHRIST.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Chopper, Franky/Hina)
Panicking, and then fail!hiding, I guess.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Usopp/Brooke)
Usopp wants to have a look at the inner working of Brook'e voice dial, since he doesn't have one of his own. Hijinks ensue.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Luffy/Robin)
Yes. It is either adorable, or repetitive.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Chopper/Hina)
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, MEME
A doctor must not discriminate between patients.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Zoro, Luffy)
...jesus christ. I wouldn't. Zoro is asexual.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Usopp)
Yep.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Smoker)
Hey there,
sasori_katana!
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Franky/Zoro/Sanji)
If anyone does, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Brooke)
"WHY EXCUSE MEEEEE!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Robin)
Stand in the Rain, by Superchick.
She never slows down.
She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down
She won't turn around
The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain
She won't make a sound
Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down
She wants to be found
The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Luffy/Nami/Hina)
Femslash/Bondage
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Brooke, Franky)
"I can see your panties."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sanji)
Can't actually remember. Wasn't too long ago, though.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Nami)
Exhibitionism
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Smoker/Vivi)
He'd have to be extraordinarily drunk.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Usopp, Chopper)
Usopp.
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
What title would you give this fic?
Delete with fire, AGAIN. KEEP YOUR SHITTY ROMANCE DRAMA OUT OF MY ONE PIECE KTHX
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Chopper/Robin)
I WOULD HAVE A SQUEEFIT AND DIE OF HAPPINESS. OTP, ILU
Stone Ocean
1. Jolyne
2. Foo Fighters
3. Weather Report
4. Hermes
5. Emporio
6. Jotaro
7. Guess
8. Father Pucci
9. Miu Miu
10. Versace
11. Rykiel
12. Annasui
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Jotaro/Rykiel)
Never read any Jojo-fic, actually. And no, I wouldn't want to read that. The only Jotaro/Rykiel interaction I'd want would be Jotaro's fist in Rykiel's fucking face. STAR PLATINUM MOTHERFUCKERS
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Hermes)
I think she's pretty damn hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Annasui, Pucci)
...
...
...it would be worth it JUST TO SEE THE LOOK ON ANNASUI'S FACE
JOLYNE WOULD FIND OUT AND ANNASUI WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH IT
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Miu Miu)
See above, never read Jojo fic.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Foo Fighters, Jotaro)
Nah. F.F. is just too weird, and Jotaro is happily married anyways/
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Emporio/Miu Miu, Emporio/Rykiel)
...Emporio/Miu Miu, I suppose, since I can actually conceive of that happening (in a horrible, twisted, 'badtouch you don't remember' way)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Guess, Foo Fighters/Annasui)
...I apologize, but my brain can't make it pat F.F. having sex with Annasui. Fuck, that would be a horror. He'd wind up with plankton in his urethra.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Weather Report/Versace)
Versace wants Weather Report to do his bidding, as thanks for returning his memories. Weather doesn';t like this and decides to pay him back for the favor...IN RAPE DOLLARS
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Jolyne/Pucci)
...I hope to GOD there isn't.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Guess/Annasui)
Impossible. Annasui is a murderous psychopath. He does not do the whole 'comfort' thing, except MAYBE with Jolyne.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Hermes, Jolyne)
Spontaneous shower sex, due to boredom and hornyness.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Weather Report)
Nobody on my flist reads Jojofic. ;(
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Versace)
See above.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Foo Fighters/Hermes/Emporio)
...see above, although that...OK, Emporio's inclusion is sort of sketchy but...huh.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sid)
I can't think of anything specific, but something horribly greedy.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Pucci)
I Can't Decide, by Scissor Sisters.
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Jolyne/Jotaro/Annasui)
Incest, bondage.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Versace, Foo Fighters)
"I bet you're going to reject me too. Nothing ever goes right for me...well fuck you too!"
I never said it would WORK.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Emporio)
Never have!
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Jotaro)
Doing it with clothes on.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Rykiel/Miu Miu)
Dude, Rykiel fails at life. He'd take anything he could get/
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Weather Report, Guess)
Weather Report. He always tops. He jsut...does it without even trying, regardless of actual position.
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
What title would you give this fic?
...except for Rykiel's involvement and that Jolyne/Guess could never, ever, be happy, this one's actually sort of plausible.
"As Green Dolphin Turns"
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Guess/Pucci)
Interested, as it would almost certainly be badtouch and potentially hot.
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Soul Eater
1. Mifune
2. Maka
3. Soul
4. Tsubaki
5. Death the Kidd
6. Kim
7. Kilik
8. Patty
9. Black Star
10. Sid
11. Medusa
12. EXCALIBAAA
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Kim/Medusa)
...no, but...damn, Crazy!Evil Kim/Medusa could be disturbingly hot. Cracktastic, but hot. Or, slightly less cracktastic, regular Kim/Medusa, at one of the Witches' meetings...probably noncon, but hey, I can get behind a good noncon fic.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Tsubaki)
She's very hot in a subdued way.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Excalibur, Patty)
...I think Kidd would kill himself.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Black Star)
Oh yeah, fandom loves their Black Star.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Maka/Kim)
...eh. They never really interacted...but what the hell, I love me some femslash, so why not.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Kidd/Black Star, Kidd/Sid)
...ugh. Pass.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Kilik, Maka/Excalibur)
Bwuh. My brain just broke. Uh....he'd probably excuse himself very quickly, and make sure Thunder and Fire saw nothing. Then he'd go to Black Star's place and laaaaaaaaugh with him.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Soul/Sid)
GODDAMIT, MEME, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Uh...
A private retaking of the written exam goes horribly awry when Sid catches Soul cheating again...and this time, he really did have cheat sheets in his underwear. Sid later regrets what follows, musing that "that's not the kind of man I was."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Mifune/Patty)
...no, but there could totally be. Patty's very childlike, after all. Mifune would shower her in candies.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Kilik/Excalibur)
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, MEME
The six hundred and thirty-first task is to always comfort the injured.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Tsubaki, Mifune)
...fff. Wow. That's actually almost too easy. Sometime post-current point int he series, Mifune gives Tsubaki a swing for experimental purposes, and things just sort of...take themselves from there.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Soul)
Not to my knowledge. I know people who have het ships for him, but not that actually read fic of it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Medusa)
See above.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Maka/Tsubaki/Kidd)
...oh rofl. Well, I have Fyre on my flist. She ships EVERYTHING.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sid)
'THIS IS THE SORT OF MAN I USED TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Patty)
First, I wouldn't because ew songfics. But if I were...Pollyanna, from the Mother soundtrack.
I believe in make-believe
Fairy tales and lucky charms and
I believe in promises
Spoken as you cross your heart
I believe in skies forever blue
Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?
You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me Pollyanna
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Mifune/Kim/Excalibur)
"I'm so sorry for this. So very, very sorry."
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Sid, Maka)
"So, wanna come by my place and see the kind of man I used to be? IN BED"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Kidd)
Never have!
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Kim)
Blindfolds.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Medusa/Black Star)
Not unless she thought she could get something out of it.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Soul, Kilik)
Neither one. They take turns.
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
What title would you give this fic?
...jesus christ I would delete that with FIRE.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Kilik/Patty)
Mildly amused.
One Piece
1. Luffy
2. Franky
3. Usopp
4. Zoro
5. Sanji
6. Nami
7. Chopper
8. Robin
9. Vivi
10. Brooke
11. Smoker
12. Hina
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Nami/Hina)
No, and...I don't think thta could ever work. Ever.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Zoro)
No. But I might be biased since I'm not attracted to dudes.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Hina, Robin)
...the sexiest baby ever, that's what.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Vivi)
Not as many as there should be. ;A;
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Nami/Franky)
Their relationship would be a disaster. a hilarious, hilarious disaster.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Sanji/Vivi, Sanji/Brooke)
...Sanji/Vivi I suppose, since she's not A SKELETON JESUS CHRIST.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Chopper, Franky/Hina)
Panicking, and then fail!hiding, I guess.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Usopp/Brooke)
Usopp wants to have a look at the inner working of Brook'e voice dial, since he doesn't have one of his own. Hijinks ensue.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Luffy/Robin)
Yes. It is either adorable, or repetitive.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Chopper/Hina)
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, MEME
A doctor must not discriminate between patients.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Zoro, Luffy)
...jesus christ. I wouldn't. Zoro is asexual.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Usopp)
Yep.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Smoker)
Hey there,
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Franky/Zoro/Sanji)
If anyone does, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Brooke)
"WHY EXCUSE MEEEEE!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Robin)
Stand in the Rain, by Superchick.
She never slows down.
She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down
She won't turn around
The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain
She won't make a sound
Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down
She wants to be found
The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Luffy/Nami/Hina)
Femslash/Bondage
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Brooke, Franky)
"I can see your panties."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sanji)
Can't actually remember. Wasn't too long ago, though.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Nami)
Exhibitionism
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Smoker/Vivi)
He'd have to be extraordinarily drunk.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Usopp, Chopper)
Usopp.
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
What title would you give this fic?
Delete with fire, AGAIN. KEEP YOUR SHITTY ROMANCE DRAMA OUT OF MY ONE PIECE KTHX
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Chopper/Robin)
I WOULD HAVE A SQUEEFIT AND DIE OF HAPPINESS. OTP, ILU
Stone Ocean
1. Jolyne
2. Foo Fighters
3. Weather Report
4. Hermes
5. Emporio
6. Jotaro
7. Guess
8. Father Pucci
9. Miu Miu
10. Versace
11. Rykiel
12. Annasui
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Jotaro/Rykiel)
Never read any Jojo-fic, actually. And no, I wouldn't want to read that. The only Jotaro/Rykiel interaction I'd want would be Jotaro's fist in Rykiel's fucking face. STAR PLATINUM MOTHERFUCKERS
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Hermes)
I think she's pretty damn hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Annasui, Pucci)
...
...
...it would be worth it JUST TO SEE THE LOOK ON ANNASUI'S FACE
JOLYNE WOULD FIND OUT AND ANNASUI WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH IT
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Miu Miu)
See above, never read Jojo fic.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Foo Fighters, Jotaro)
Nah. F.F. is just too weird, and Jotaro is happily married anyways/
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Emporio/Miu Miu, Emporio/Rykiel)
...Emporio/Miu Miu, I suppose, since I can actually conceive of that happening (in a horrible, twisted, 'badtouch you don't remember' way)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Guess, Foo Fighters/Annasui)
...I apologize, but my brain can't make it pat F.F. having sex with Annasui. Fuck, that would be a horror. He'd wind up with plankton in his urethra.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Weather Report/Versace)
Versace wants Weather Report to do his bidding, as thanks for returning his memories. Weather doesn';t like this and decides to pay him back for the favor...IN RAPE DOLLARS
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Jolyne/Pucci)
...I hope to GOD there isn't.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Guess/Annasui)
Impossible. Annasui is a murderous psychopath. He does not do the whole 'comfort' thing, except MAYBE with Jolyne.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Hermes, Jolyne)
Spontaneous shower sex, due to boredom and hornyness.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Weather Report)
Nobody on my flist reads Jojofic. ;(
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Versace)
See above.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Foo Fighters/Hermes/Emporio)
...see above, although that...OK, Emporio's inclusion is sort of sketchy but...huh.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sid)
I can't think of anything specific, but something horribly greedy.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Pucci)
I Can't Decide, by Scissor Sisters.
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Jolyne/Jotaro/Annasui)
Incest, bondage.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Versace, Foo Fighters)
"I bet you're going to reject me too. Nothing ever goes right for me...well fuck you too!"
I never said it would WORK.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Emporio)
Never have!
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Jotaro)
Doing it with clothes on.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Rykiel/Miu Miu)
Dude, Rykiel fails at life. He'd take anything he could get/
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Weather Report, Guess)
Weather Report. He always tops. He jsut...does it without even trying, regardless of actual position.
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
What title would you give this fic?
...except for Rykiel's involvement and that Jolyne/Guess could never, ever, be happy, this one's actually sort of plausible.
"As Green Dolphin Turns"
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Guess/Pucci)
Interested, as it would almost certainly be badtouch and potentially hot.
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I laughed.
out loud
My internal running commentary went as follows
6. Actually, I've seen more Sanji/Brooke than Sanji/Vivi.
14. What'd I do that was Smoker-related?
15. ... *cough* ._.
19. Excuse me while I wheeze uncontrollably for awhile.
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I would love to see this.