Chicken Scratch Calligraphy

I have a plane to catch in the morning and I cannot sleep in because there is no one to wake me so I need to get to sleep soon but I still need to pack my bag which I admit is pretty fucking dumb but I had a million things to do and it takes like ten minutes tops so I put it off and now I can't find a fucking duffel bag to put my shit in and jesus wept I just need a fucking duffel but I can't find one and the only people who would know where to look are in New Brunswick so it's 2 Am there so they are asleep so I can't phone and...

FUUUUUUUUUCK