Meme from redbrunja

[pikabot]

The Smut Writer's Meme: Name a pairing that I know, in either current fandoms or prior, and ask me a question. I'll tell you anything you want to know about their sex lives from my own personal fanon.

Comments

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Crocodile/Bon Clay please!

[pikabot]

And your question?

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Oh geez whoops. [is the dumb today]

Uuuuuh. Does the sand make it hard to do things?

[pikabot]

(Heh, don't worry about it. Of the two people who responded to the meme from the person where I got it from, neither of them saw thta part either, lol)

Crocodile has perfect control over his abilities, so no. In fact, it can be quite useful during cleanup: he can just absorb the moisture out of it, and then it flakes right off.

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Ahahah awesome!

[rebbe]

--I had to read through this twice to make sure I was reading it correctly XDDDDD

[pikabot]

Haha. (What, no questions about Aria/Tasha? :p)

[rebbe]

--STFU

STFU

STFU

STFU

DON'T YOU MOCK ME

[pikabot]

Who's mocking?

[rebbe]

You are ):

You see that smilie with its tongue stuck out?

That means mockery

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Shikamaru/Temari - favorite thing she does (that he won't tell her about).

[pikabot]

She leaves her socks on. He finds it a real turn-on, but he doesn't tell her because...wtf, socks?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can totally see that!

[general-tekno.livejournal.com]

Dr. Doom/Azula - who's on top?

[pikabot]

Azula. Doom cares not for position, for Doom is Doom, and he needs not prove his masculinity. Azula, on the other hand...

[general-tekno.livejournal.com]

Zoro/Ropperine - what drug did she use on him?

[pikabot]

Ketamine. She can just snatch it from her dad's supplies.

[monkfish17.livejournal.com]

Robin/Chopper

Do they even HAVE a sex life?

[pikabot]

With abilities like Robin's? How could they not?

[monkfish17.livejournal.com]

haha short and sweet XD And makes complete sense =3

[ninjakefka.livejournal.com]

(Nami and Robin)/rest of crew

Who would be the first of the two to pleasure one of the crewmates whenever he's feeling randy.

BONUS QUESTION (if that's allowed):
Who's the favorite fuck of either girl?

[pikabot]

Uh. Dude, neither one of them. I guess if forced to choose I'd say Robin, since she wouldn't even need to look up from her book, but realistically the most they're going to do is toss the guy a bottle of hand lotion.

BONUS QUESTION: Each other.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Nami/Usopp: What's the weirdest thing he ever said during the act and how hard did she hit him for it?

[pikabot]

The weirdest one was definitely when he started humming some ridiculous song at a loud volume. She was too weirded out to think to hit him, and just started staring blankly. But since this humming was accompanied by a sudden improvement in performance, she couldn't find it in her to complain.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

...Whaaaat. XDDD

(Keep me from reposting this. It can't possibly end well.)