The Smut Writer's Meme: Name a pairing that I know, in either current fandoms or prior, and ask me a question. I'll tell you anything you want to know about their sex lives from my own personal fanon.
The weirdest one was definitely when he started humming some ridiculous song at a loud volume. She was too weirded out to think to hit him, and just started staring blankly. But since this humming was accompanied by a sudden improvement in performance, she couldn't find it in her to complain.
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(Keep me from reposting this. It can't possibly end well.)